The Reasons Squall Can't Chew and why he Stole my Girlfriend
By: Mappy20


Hi Im Brian Flynn, Rinoa's 1st boyfriend. And i just have ten reasons why squall is insane..........clinicaly. See I first met rinoa at the infirmary. She was looking for headmaster sid (I was removed from the garden for stealing another students gun, ammo, and convicted of murder). I said he isn't here before Dr.Kadowaki could. So, anyway it was love at first sight,possibly. I made the wrong choice and asked her out. Right there ....in front of evrybody......man I was stupid back then. Suprisingly she accepted. 2 days later. Okay we have been going out for...............2 nights. Then squall walked in on me in the dorms while I was calling her. He forgets to knock all the time this time I punched him. He punched me. I hung up the phone then..........You can guess that it ended blood and gore. NOT. Pretty soon we've been fighting then one of the security men at the gate saw us. I hid while squall hesitated to speak to him. Just to annoy me the next night while I was out (Doing who knows what I do) he took Rinoa's phone number, called her, asked her out and when she said our date was the next day arrived. Squall was sitting in the table across the room. It was rumble in the bronx all over again. Rinoa walked in the resturant. She hated both of us........until the next day. She fell in love with Squall. You can only guess what happened next. Now he can't chew and you pretty much need to put a straight jacket on him every 5 minutes. The End.