The childhood of Zidane and Kuja
By: Leda-chan& Serena-Sama
Warning this contains mild sexual humor and language. I rate it PG-13

Prelude:
It all started in the reconstructed Terra, that kuja wished back after he was dead. Then he was reincarnated as a little 8-year-old child with a 6-year-old brother Zidane and a 4-year-old sister named makoto. They lived in a pleasant house in a nice neighborhood with their isolated parents, Sephiroth and Edea Tribal who are always in their room. How much more perfect can this family be? Lets just wait and see our so-called perfect family with the two most perfect children in the entire world work through their problems.

' Zidane's first date'

With a crash and a bang two little boys named Kuja and Zidane came rolling down the stairs screaming.
"You destroyed my stuff, you little bitch!" Kuja screamed as they rolled
"Did not!" Zidane shouted back
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too"
once the boys hit the floor,kuja was on top of zidane and punching the crap out of him. When Zidane threw kuja over the couch with full force. then zidane tried to get away from kuja while he was down. But by the time when he started walking away kuja pounced on top of him. Suddenly Makoto appeared at the top of the stairs and said awww you guys better stop fighting. The two boys stopped for a second and looked at each other then looked at Makoto and screamed "Shut up Makoto!" then started fighting again precious china fell out of the cabinets as they pushed themselves into them. "Awww you broke all the pretty dishes too!" Makoto exclaimed as dishes fell to the floor. Sick of her annoyance the two boys then turned on Makoto and chased her out of the house and locked the door. Then continued with their fighting until a bloody Kuja stood up over the half dead Zidane. "Im sleepy" he said as he rubbed his eyes. "Im going to take a nap now" And he walked up the stairs. Zidane opened his eyes and saw a familiar face pop up from his door. It was a girl. "Hi! Zidane you wanna come over to my house and play?" she asked "Hey Dagger of course I wanna come!" he shouted with a huge grin on his face Then remembered something he saw his parents do one night. He thought it looked fun. And he took Dagger by the hand and started dragging her. "Let's go and have some fun," he said in a confident tone.

An hour later Kuja came out of his room and noticed that Zidane was missing. "That strange" he said because he and Zidane are always together.
No matter what's going on? He went outside to find Makoto on the ground playing. "Where's Zidane?" he asked looking at her. "Um well he went to Dagger's house to play and he looked very happy about it' she answered
"Oh shit," he whispered as a memory of a certain night came to his mind.
"Oh man Dagger is in for a surprise he said to Makoto then screamed im going to kill you zidane!"

Meanwhile Dagger was in her room reading while Zidane was sitting on the floor. He noticed that she was barely awake and in seconds he would strike once she was asleep. Her eyes suddenly closed and she was breathing softly.
"Hehe he said now is the time to try it!"
He quietly crept over to Dagger and leaned over the bed where she was. When suddenly Kuja burst into the room. "You are so dead Zidane!" he shouted. The shout startled Zidane and he fell on top of Dagger. She opened her eyes and screamed. Zidane was pushed off the bed and onto the floor. Kuja jumped on top of him and started beating the crap out of Zidane saying "your such a freakin pervert Zidane trying to molest little 6 year old girls"
"I just wanted to have some fun," he squeaked back as he punched Kuja in the face. This was his chance Zidane ran to the stairs of the house. Kuja scrambled to his feet and started dashing after him. Zidane was half way down the stairs when Kuja jumped on top of him and sent them rolling down the stairs. They tumbled into everything and broke everything. And by the time they were through Dagger's parents arrived. They weren't quite happy with the two boys for destroying their home and had a nice punishment in store for them.
*sniff* "I cant believe they tied us on a high branch in a tree" cried Zidane as him an his tail hung from a 30 foot tree. Kuja's was tied along with it . "shut up this is all your fault" Kuja yelled back
"No its not" Zidane exclaimed
"yes it is"
"No its not!"
"Yes it is!"
"no"
"Yes"
"No"
"oh just shut up already its all your fault. We were hung by our tails on a 30 foot tree and you know it" Kuja told Zidane
*sniff * *choke * "wahh! I wanna go home!"
"oh is little baby Zidane crying because he wants to get down. Too Bad"
*sniff * " You're a mean bastard"
"what are you going to do about it cry some more?" Kuja snickered
Zidane just cries and whimpers. But then finally comes to a stop.
"peace at last" Kuja says while closing his eyes. He slept for a moment then opened his eyes again.
"hey Zidane"
"what?" asked Zidane annoyed by Kuja's voice
"Could you help me get untied?" Kuja asked
"Why"
"Cause"
"Cause what?"
"Cause I gotta go pee right now!"Kuja exclaimed

Fin

Authors note: hiya im Leda! Hope you enjoyed my first fanfic.i wrote this fic for my best Friend, Serena. She gave me the inspiration and bothered me to write it. So give me your comments my email address is ChibiSaturn2@aol.com. Oh yeah before I go I will like to say thanks Serena and that im not done yet if I get enough good comments ill add the second story to the Kuja and zidane saga.